I am confident that this is the most terrible blog on the internets. Although some may say that people who spread hate, fan the flames of terror and support Nickelback are more terrible things, at least they write.
I really don't have anything political to talk about. I guess I'm pretty apathetic to whatever is happening in the world today. I mean shoot pretty soon Americans may be able to afford to go to Europe again because Greece can't pay their bills.
So, with that, Lets start a list of all the things Greece has given us (although not always inventing but are remembered for it)that we are thankful. Or as they say in Greek "ευχαριστώ"
1. Tzatziki- a delicious yogurt based treat good with fries, pita and bread.
2. Democracy- because people clearly can handle directly electing people who should be in power
3. Man love- you know the club I can't talk about and am not talking about, ah boom boom boom.
4. Greek Salad- there is no lettuce in real Greek salad, rather actual healthy vegetables dunked in a nice oily dressing.
5. Jennifer Aniston- although she may be part man, she's fun to look at.
6. Philosophy- yeah whatever
7. Alexander the Great- I mean he was the first European Badass; starting a long line of great leaders. For example; Nero, Constantine, Napoleon, Mussolini, Adolf and many others.
8. Homer- he may have been blind, and from a silly party island named Ios, but I mean he had some pretty cool stories to tell.
9. Buggery- never has a man gotten a sheep pregnant, therefor he has never had to shake the baby to stop crying/baaaaaing.
10. Olive oil- god's natural lube
11. Fava- its fun to say, and is the only chick-pea paste i actually like
12. Hippopotamus- what a fun word to say
13. Olympics- although athletes are no longer nude, and there are women, the games are still pretty cool
14. Retirement at 54- wow that's cool, when do people retire here? whats that? never, when Mexico annexes us?
15. Oracle- not the software company but rather coked out naked chicks rambling about crazy shit.
